Superbad why don you go cry about it

She's been waiting. She's over there. She's way smashed. And she's been yammering about you all night. She told you that she thinks I'm a good guy? No, no. She said something more like: "I will fully blow him tonight. Not if you're drunk too. I guess not. To Seth. I'm Seth! Let's do another one to me. Oh, boy. Calm down. Calm down, man. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis.

It's a good thing. It's the best thing. Just down the hatch. Evan, hey. Evie, come here. Can you please help me up? I fell down and none of these assholes will help me up. I have been waiting for you for, like, ever. Look what we- we can just drink this. You could have a drink. Okay, here's to you. This is to Becca. To Becca. To people respecting women. You're a lightweight. You and me, we should go upstairs, because- Because I need to tell you something. You could just tell me here, I mean I can't tell you, because it's a secret for you from me.

Come on. You changed your name to McLovin? So, like, what's Hawaii like? All right. I am back. I had to thank the peeps for coming out, you know. I want you to have a drink with me. Just drink some of this. You're gonna love it. You're to- I know you're gonna love it. For your information. Superbad may include more references to penises than any other film, so it's good its phallic-heavy humor is balanced with Evan's sweet, drunken toast to women. Evan has a crush on Becca, but when he realizes she's had a few too many at Jules's party, he refuses her sexual advances.

Talk about a role model for horny young men around the world. Feel old yet? From the tan button-up vest to the s collared shirt to the black slacks, these two would be quite a pair.

How's Old Enough To Party for a title? Joe lo Truglio plays Francis in Superbad , a borderline creep who helps the guys score booze for Jules's party, but it turns out he's got some bad dudes after him. After punching his adversary Mark in the face, he blurts out the iconic line, " Tiger got out of the cage, man.

All right? I'm sorry. Come on, Mark. Weirdo men are everywhere in Superbad , and its ability to predict the oncoming MeToo movement with this fortuitous expose of toxic masculinity makes in a comedy film to remember.

Megan is a public librarian by trade obsessed with the intersections between art, culture, and society. She's a nerd for horror, obscure memes, weird history, graphic novels, and binge-worthy science fiction series. By Megan Summers Published Dec 22, Share Share Tweet Email 0. Related Topics Lists superbad. Really I mean she got incredibly hot over the summer and she obviously hasn't realized it yet cause she's still always talking to you and flirting with you and stuff.

Seth : Are you out of your mind! Look at Jules' dating record ok. Have you ever stared into his eyes? It was like the first time I ever heard the Beatles. View Quote Evan : I'm just sick of all the amateur stuff, y'know? I mean, like, if I'm paying top dollar I want a little production value, y'know like some editing, transition, something, some music They're hard to get a hold of, okay?

View Quote Fogel : I got a boner! Nicola : Ha ha good. Do you have a condom? Fogel : Yes View Quote Fogel : Wait for me Nicola! Wait for me on the outside! Nicola : We were gonna go to Hawaii View Quote Fogell : Can I hold your gun? Officer Slater : [ Pauses for a moment] Yeah, sure, I don't see why not. Officer Michaels : I think everyone should hold a gun at least twice.